If Only..!

If Only,
Samosas and puff pastries were vital for good health, 
Hot gulab jamuns aided in digestion,
A slice of cheese a day, kept the doctor away,
Dollops of butter promised sharp memory,
French fries kept the blood pressure in check,
Chips and wafers had an age- defying substance,
Dark chocolate cake was crucial for brain health,
Sugar candies and gummy bears provided lots of fiber,
Potatoes had negligible carbs and lots of antioxidants,
All white breads provided Vitamin B, C, D, E &K in abundance,
Cheesecake was the recommended food for glowing skin,
Paranthas were prescribed for balancing cholesterol levels,
Avocados replaced "garcinia cambogia" as the weight loss drug,
Whipped cream and sour cream were known to elevate sexual energy,
Rice and pasta were the super foods which kept us slimmer,
Sodas had nutritious calories rather than empty calories,
Ice- creams and gelatos were known to heal menstrual cramps,

Chocolate chip cookies comprised of all nine essential amino-acids,
Doughnuts and sticky buns were endorsed for good vision,
Steak was the lean meat which happily replaced chicken,
And last but not the least, alcohol was recommended by doctors as a blood purifier!
P.S. If all of the above were true,

Obesity would become as rare as foreign accent syndrome,

And the world would be a happier place for food lovers!